bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed.

ruinedchildhood:

When I’m writing an essay and trying to make the word count.

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

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Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

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are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this

lamescapes:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the sky like this before and it’s incredible

  1. baby: m-mm ma... m
  2. magneto: mommy?
  3. baby: mutant supremacy
  4. magneto: good

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong